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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Hans Kindler","displaytitle":"Hans Kindler","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5650293","titles":{"canonical":"Hans_Kindler","normalized":"Hans Kindler","display":"Hans Kindler"},"pageid":5034569,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/JohannesKindler.jpg/330px-JohannesKindler.jpg","width":320,"height":506},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/JohannesKindler.jpg","width":948,"height":1500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268751353","tid":"7a7a0783-d005-11ef-9f46-a51b31433f95","timestamp":"2025-01-11T10:19:02Z","description":"Dutch American cellist and conductor (1892–1949)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Kindler","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Kindler?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Kindler?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hans_Kindler"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Kindler","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hans_Kindler","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Kindler?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hans_Kindler"}},"extract":"Johannes Hendrikus Philip Kindler was a Dutch American cellist and conductor who founded the National Symphony Orchestra. He was married to painter Alice Kindler and Persis Chase Myers.","extract_html":"
Johannes Hendrikus Philip Kindler was a Dutch American cellist and conductor who founded the National Symphony Orchestra. He was married to painter Alice Kindler and Persis Chase Myers.
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