{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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