{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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