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{"type":"standard","title":"Pollucite","displaytitle":"Pollucite","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q419274","titles":{"canonical":"Pollucite","normalized":"Pollucite","display":"Pollucite"},"pageid":3827863,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Pollucite-193819.jpg/330px-Pollucite-193819.jpg","width":320,"height":328},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Pollucite-193819.jpg","width":600,"height":615},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278408194","tid":"fb1fc50a-f73d-11ef-b32b-09f1dfb42fa3","timestamp":"2025-03-02T08:11:45Z","description":"Zeolite mineral","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollucite","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollucite?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollucite?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pollucite"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollucite","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pollucite","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollucite?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pollucite"}},"extract":"Pollucite is a zeolite mineral with the formula (Cs,Na)2Al2Si4O12·2H2O with iron, calcium, rubidium and potassium as common substituting elements. It is important as a significant ore of caesium and sometimes rubidium. It forms a solid solution series with analcime. It crystallizes in the isometric-hexoctahedral crystal system as colorless, white, gray, or rarely pink and blue masses. Well-formed crystals are rare. It has a Mohs hardness of 6.5 and a specific gravity of 2.9, with a brittle fracture and no cleavage.","extract_html":"
Pollucite is a zeolite mineral with the formula (Cs,Na)2Al2Si4O12·2H2O with iron, calcium, rubidium and potassium as common substituting elements. It is important as a significant ore of caesium and sometimes rubidium. It forms a solid solution series with analcime. It crystallizes in the isometric-hexoctahedral crystal system as colorless, white, gray, or rarely pink and blue masses. Well-formed crystals are rare. It has a Mohs hardness of 6.5 and a specific gravity of 2.9, with a brittle fracture and no cleavage.
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